• OUR CLUB

    20 times!
    20 times 20 times Man United
    20 times 20 times I say
    20 times 20 times Man United
    Playing Football The Busby Way
    !

    Banks of River Irwell
    From the banks of the River Irwell
    To the shores of Sicily,
    We will fight, fight, fight for United
    Till we win the Football League

    To hell with Liverpool,
    To hell with Man City (They're shit!)
    We will fight, fight, fight for United
    Till we win the Football League

    Got United on my mind
    Woke up this morning feeling fine,
    I've got United on my mind,
    Ole's got us playing
    the way we should,
    Something tells me
    I'm into something good.

    Manchester…
    Manchester La La La,
    Manchester La La La,
    Manchester La La La,
    Manchester La La La...

    Oh Manchester
    Oh Manchester, (oh Manchester)
    Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
    Oh Manchester is wonderful,
    It's full of tits, fanny, and United;
    Oh Manchester is wonderful.

    M-U-F-C Okay
    M-U
    M-U-F
    M-U-F-C OK!

    Oh what a night
    Oh what a night,
    late in May 1999,
    Ole scored a goal in injury time,
    What a feeling,
    What a night...

    Ole's at the Wheel
    Ole's at the wheel
    Tell me how good does it feel
    We've got Lingard,
    Paul  Pogba and Fred
    Marcus Rashford's
    a Manc born and bred
    Du du du du dudu du du
    Du du du du dudu du du
    Greatest of English football
    We've won it all

    Pride of All Europe
    We are just one of those teams
    That you see now and then,
    We often score six
    But we seldom score ten,
    We beat em at home
    And we beat em away,
    We kill any bastards
    That get in our way;

    We are the pride of all Europe,
    The cock of the North,
    We hate the Scousers
    The Cockneys of course
    (and Leeds!),
    We are United
    Without any doubt,
    We are the Manchester boys

    Stretford End arising
    I see the Stretford End arising,
    I see trouble on the way,
    Don't go out tonight,
    Unless you're red and white,

    This is our Cup
    This cup is our cup
    This cup is your cup
    We went to Moscow
    And lifted it up
    We all got merry
    And laughed at John Terry
    United have made it
    number three...

    U-N-I
    U-N-I-T-E-D
    United are the team for me
    With A knick knack paddy whack
    give a dog a bone
    Why don't City f*ck off home

    United Calypso
    Manchester, Manchester United
    A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
    They deserve to be knighted!
    If ever they are playing in your town
    You must get to that football ground
    Take a lesson come and see
    Football taught by Matt Busby

    United Road
    Take me home, United Road,
    To the place, I belong;
    To Old Trafford, to see United;
    Take me home, United Road.

    We are the Busby Boys
    Hello! Hello!
    We are the busby boys
    Hello! Hello!
    We are the busby boys
    And if you are a City fan
    surrender or you'll die,
    We all follow United

    We'll Do What We Want
    We do what we want,
    We do what we waaaa-ant,
    We're Man United,
    We do what we want!

    We Love United
    We love United, we do,
    We love United, we do,
    We love United, we do,
    Oh, United we love you!

    We'll Never Die
    United's flag is deepest red
    It shrouded all our Munich dead
    Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
    Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold
    Then raise United's banner high
    Beneath it's shade we'll live and die
    So keep the faith and never fear

    We'll keep the Red Flag flying here
    We'll never die, we'll never die
    We'll never die, we'll never die
    We'll keep the Red flag flying high
    'Cos Man United will never die

    Wembley
    We're the famous Man United
    and we're off to Wembley,
    Wembley,
    Wembley,
    We're the famous Man United
    and we're off to Wembley...

  • OUR PLAYERS

    Anthony Martial
    Tony Martial came from France,
    The English press said he had no chance
    £50m down the drain,
    Tony Martial scores again!!

    Spanish Dave
    He's big, he's brave,
    he's Spanish Dave,
    He makes great saves,
    he never shaves,
    He's flying through the air,
    come and have a shot if you dare

    Oh Bailly
    You to me mean everything
    The finest Eric since the king
    Oh Baillyyy
    Oh Bailyyy

    He joined the reds like Cantana
    He's gonna be a superstar
    Oh Baillyyy
    Oh Baillyy

    We'll Drink a Drink...
    We'll drink a drink a drink,
    To Eric the king the king the king,
    He's the leader of
    our football team,
    He's the greatest,
    centre forward,
    That the world, has ever seen

    Oooh Ahhh Cantona
    Who's that friend we have in Jesus,
    He's our saviour from afar,
    Who's that friend we have in Jesus,
    And his name is Cantona,
    Oooh ahhh Cantona,
    Oooh ahhh Cantona,
    Oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh,
    oooh ahhh Cantona,
    Oooh ahhh Cantona

    12 Days of Cantona
    On the "*" day of Christmas
    my true love gave to me,
    Twelve Cantonas,
    Eleven Cantonas,
    Ten Cantonas,
    Nine Cantonas,
    Eight Cantonas,
    Seven Cantonas,
    Six Cantonas,
    Fiiiiiiive Caaantoonaaas,
    Four Cantonas,
    Three Cantonas,
    Two Cantonas,
    And an Eric Cantona.

    Gary Neville
    Gary Neville is a red,
    is a red, is a red,
    Gary Neville is a red...
    He hates Scousers!

    Spirit in the Sky
    Going on up to the spirit in the sky,
    It's where I'm gonna go when I die,
    When I die and they lay me to rest,
    I'm gonna go on the piss with
    Georgie Best

    George Best
    Number 1 is Georgie Best,
    "2-11" is Georgie Best
    Number 12 is Georgie Best,
    We all live in a Georgie Best world,
    Georgie Best world,
    Georgie Best world!

    Jesse Lingard
    When Jesse goes marching down
    the wing, Lingard, Lingard
    When Jesse goes marching down
    the wing, Lingard, Lingard
    When Jesse goes marching down
    the wing, the Stretford End
    will f****ng sing
    'Cause we all know that Jesse's
    going to score.

    It's you Juan…
    Who's the greatest player in
    the Premier League,
    It's you Juan Juan Juan,
    it's you Juan Juan,
    Who's the greatest player in
    the Premier League,
    It's you Juan Juan Juan,
    it's you Juan Juan,
    Woahhh Juan Mata,
    woahhh Juan Mata,
    woahhh Juan Mata,
    It's you Juan Juan Juan,
    it's you Juan Juan

    Mata Tata
    His Blues will always see
    Mata Tata, Mata Tata, Mata Tataa,
    Ohh, It's ohh, it's Mata Tata,
    All United cheers Mata Tata,
    Spanish skills he'll be Mata Tata...

    Marcus Rashford
    From Wythenshawe
    and loves to fight
    He's born to play, in red and white
    So listen close, it must be said
    Like Manchester, Rashford is red.

    Nemanja (Vidic / Matic)
    Nemanja, woah-oh
    Nemanja, woah-oh
    He comes from Serbia,
    He'll fooking murder ya

    You are my Solskjaer
    You are my Solskjaer,
    My Ole Solskjaer,
    You make me happy,
    When skies are grey,
    Oh Alan Shearer,
    Was fucking dearer,
    So please don't take,
    My Solskjaer away…

    Who put the ball...
    Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
    Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
    Who put the ball in the Germans' net?
    Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...

    Park, Park
    Park, Park, wherever you may be,
    You eat dogs in your country,
    It could be worse,
    You could be scouse,
    Eating rats in your council house..

    Paul Scholes
    He scores goals, galore
    He scores goals!
    He scores goals, galore
    He scores goals!
    He scores goals, galore
    He scores goals!
    Paul Scholes – he scores goals…

    Viva Ronaldo
    Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo,
    Running down the wing,
    Hear United sing,
    Viva Ronaldo

    Roy Keane
    Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
    He wears a magic hat,
    And when he saw Old Trafford,
    He said I fancy that,
    He didn't sign for Arsenal,
    Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
    He signed for Man United,
    'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.

    Ryan Giggs
    Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
    running down the wing
    Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
    running down the wing
    Fear by the blues
    Loved by the reds,
    Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
    Ryan Giggs

  • OUR RIVALS

    ARSENAL
    Who put the ball
    Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
    Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
    Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
    Half of f*cking Europe...

    We're the Stretford, Enders
    Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby,
    Have you heard of the
    North Bank Highbury?!
    "No", said Matt, "You Cockney tw*t,
    But I've heard of the Stretford, Enders.".
    We're the Stretford, Enders repeated)

    He Gave Giggsy the Ball
    Viera - oh, oh, oh,
    Viera - oh, oh, oh
    He gave Giggsy the ball
    And Arsenal won f*ck all...

    CHELSEA
    Chelsea Rent Boys

    Chelsea rent boys!
    Chelsea rent boys!
    Hello! Hello...

    Chelsea's success
    Hollow, hollow, hollow,
    Chelsea's success is f*cking hollow,
    All that money he took,
    From that big russian crook,
    And you'll never win three in a row...

    Follow, follow, follow
    Follow, follow, follow,
    United won something special in Moscow,
    We turned the city red,
    Thank you John Terry we said,
    Coz united won in moscow....

    John Terry
    Chelsea wherever you may be
    Don't leave your wife with John Terry
    His Dad deals coke
    And his Mum steals tea
    He cried when he missed a penalty.

    Chelsea wherever you may be
    Don't leave ur wife with John Terry
    He cannot shoot,
    And he can't f*cking pass
    But he'll take your Mrs up the a*se...

    Viva John Terry...
    Viva John Terry
    Viva John Terry
    Could've won the cup
    but he f*cked it up
    Viva John Terry

    When the Kremlin...
    When the KGB comes
    knocking on your door,
    Cause you steal all your
    money from the poor
    When the Kremlin
    gets your number,
    Chelsea's going under.
    When the KGB come
    knocking at your door

    LEEDS UNITED
    Oh Elland Road

    Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road),
    Is full of sheep (is full of sheep),
    Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
    Its full of sheep, sheep
    and more sheep,
    Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP!

    Oh Brian Kidd
    Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd),
    Is still a Manc, (is still a Manc),
    Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc,
    He f*cked up Leeds United,
    Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc!

    LIVERPOOL
    Oh Liverpool

    Oh Liverpool (oh Liverpool),
    Is full of s*it (is full of s*it),
    Oh Liverpool is full of s*it,
    Its full of s*it, s*it and more s*it,
    Oh Liverpool is full of s*it.

    Build a bonfire
    Build a bonfire,
    Build a bonfire,
    Put the Scousers on the top,
    Put the City in the middle,
    And we'll burn the f*cking lot...

    Steve Gerrard
    Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
    You slipped on your f*cking arse
    You gave it to Demba Ba
    Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

    If you all hate scousers
    If you all hate scousers
    clap your hands
    If you all hate scousers
    clap your hands
    If you all hate scousers,
    all hate scousers,
    all hate scousers, clap your hands...
    [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap]

    Famous Saturday
    It was on a famous Saturday,
    A Saturday afternoon.
    We came across
    some Liverpool fans,
    Singing Liverpool songs,

    They sang
    You'll Never Walk Alone,
    They made a terrible noise.
    'Twas on a famous Saturday
    they met Matt Busby's Boys,

    We chased them up Piccadilly,
    We chased them down
    Deansgate (Deansgate),
    We made them sing
    Denis Law is our king,
    We chased them down
    Deansgate (Deansgate),
    We made them sing
    Denis Law's our king,
    And f*ck Bill Shankly's boys,
    And f*ck Bill Shankly's boys..

    In your Liverpool slums
    In your Liverpool slums,
    You look in the dustbin
    for something to eat,
    You find a dead rat and
    you think it's a treat,
    In your Liverpool slums

    In your Liverpool slums,
    You shit on the carpet,
    you piss in the bath,
    You finger your grandma,
    and think its a laugh
    In your Liverpool slums.

    In your Liverpool slums,
    You speak in an accent
    exceedingly rare,
    You wear a pink tracksuit
    and have curly hair,
    In your Liverpool slums.

    In your Liverpool slums,
    Your mum's on the game
    and your dad's in the nick,
    You can't get a job 'cos
    you're too fucking thick,
    In your Liverpool slums.

    In your Liverpool slums,
    You used to sing "Munich"
    but not anymore,
    Since ninety-six scousers
    lay dead on the floor,
    In your Liverpool slums.

    You are a Scouser
    You are a scouser,
    An ugly scouser,
    You're only happy,
    on giro day,
    your mum's out thieving,
    your dad's drug-dealing,
    so please dont take,
    my hubcaps away.

    MANCHESTER CITY
    Vincent Kompany

    Here's to you Vincent Kompany,
    You'll never win the treble
    & you knoooow Whoooooaaaa!

    Kicking a blue
    We fought in France,
    We fought in Spain,
    we fought in the Sun
    and we fought in the Rain
    we took the Kop and Chelsea too,
    but what we like most is kicking a blue,
    kicking a blue, kicking a blue,
    what we like most is kicking a blue

    My Old Man
    My old man said be a City fan,
    And I said b****cks you're a c**t,
    I'd rather sh*g a bucket
    with a big hole in it,
    Than be a City fan for just one minute,
    With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
    We will show the City
    b*st**ds how to fight
    (How to fight),
    I'd rather sh*g a bucket
    with a big hole in it,
    Than be a City fan,
    Altogether now

    The City is yours?!
    The city is yours,
    the city is yours….
    20,000 empty seats,
    are you fooking sure!?

    The Council House
    The council house,
    Is never full,
    The council house is never full,
    Unless they are playing Man United,
    The council house is never full

    NEWCASTLE UNITED
    Alan Shearer

    Cheer up Alan Shearer
    Oh, what can it mean,
    To a sad Geordie bastard,
    And a shite football team.

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