man united song and chant lyrics
This is a list of the lyrics of some of the songs we sing at R Bar on match days. Most are songs and chants that you would hear at Old Trafford coming from the Stretford End, but we’ve added a few renditions and original songs of our own. We’ve also separated out a section for the Christmas songs we sing during the games in the festive period.
If you have any questions about songs on this list or maybe one you would like to add, please feel free to talk to your fellow reds in person, post and/or message the Houston Red Army group on Facebook, or feel free to use the ‘CONTACT US’ section of the ‘ABOUT’ tab on this website to get in touch with us. Additional song lyrics can be found at- manutdsongs.com
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Glory Glory Man United -Tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah-
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
And the Reds go marching On! On! On!
Who the f*** are Man United?
Who the f*** are Man United?
Who the f*** are Man United?
And the Reds go marching On! On! On!
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We’ll Never Die
We’ll Never Die! We’ll Never Die!
We’ll Never Die! We’ll Never Die!
We’ll keep the red flag flying high!
‘Cos Man United we’ll never die!
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United Road -Tune of Country Roads by John Denver-
Take me home United Road
To the place I belong!
To Old Trafford to see United
Take me home United Road
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United Spirit in the Sky -Tune of Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum-
Going up to the spirit in the sky
It’s where I’m gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I’m gonna go on the p*** with Georgie Best
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Build a Bonfire
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put the city in the middle
And we’ll burn the f***ing lot
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20 Times
Twenty times, twenty times Man United!
Twenty times, twenty times I say!!
Twenty times, twenty times Man United!
Playing football the Busby way!
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Eric the King (Drink a Drink) -Tune of Lily the Pink by The Scaffold-
Sidenote: All you need to know is the chorus but here are the full lyrics
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Chorus: We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest center forward
That the world has ever seen.
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Eric the King is remarkably trendy,
He's done some modeling around town,
Wearing the best suits, up on the catwalk,
While the Leeds fans they just frown.
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-Chorus-
-------------------------------------On the field it's almost unreal,
Some of the things that Eric does,
Superb overhead kicks, remarkable back-flicks,
I'm sure the guy just takes the p*ss.
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-Chorus-
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He once played for Marseille, but never for Arsenal,
Or Liverpool or even Man City,
He had a brief spell there, with the Leeds scum,
Until he realized that they were has-beens,
There's only one way now, for Eric to go now,
To the Theatre of our Dreams.
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-Chorus-
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Oh Manchester -Tune loosely based on Saints Go Marching in-
Oh Manchester (oh Manchester),
Is wonderful (is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
Its full of t*ts, f*nny and United!
Oh Manchester is wonderful!
Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside),
Is full of s*** (is full of s***),
Oh Merseyside is full of s***,
Its full of s***, s*** and more s***,
Oh Merseyside is full of s***.
Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road),
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep),
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
Its full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP! (Baaaaaaaaa)
Your Council House (your Council House),
Is Never Full (is Never Full),
Your Council House Is Never Full,
Unless they play Man United,
The Council House is never full! (What is a council house?)
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We’ve Seen it all
We’ve seen it all, We’ve won the lot
We’re Man United and we’re never gonna stop
Ole ole ole ola!
Ole ole ole ole ole ola!
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We Love United
We love United, we do!
We love United, we do!
We love United, we do!
Oh, United we love you!
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United Are the Team for Me
U-N-I-T-E-D,
United are the team for me,
With a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone,
Why don’t city f*** off home?
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United Calypso
Manchester,
Manchester United.
A bunch of bouncing "Busby Babes",
They deserve to be knighted.
When they're playing in your town,
Better get to that football ground.
Tell your mates we’re here to see,
Football taught by Matt Busby.
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Busby Boys
Hello! Hello! We are the Busby Boys!
Hello! Hello! We are the Busby Boys!
And if you are a city fan surrender or you die!
We all follow United!
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My Old Man (City Fan)
My old man said be a City fan,
And I said bollocks you’re a c*** (you’re a c***)
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
With hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners,
We’ll show the City b******s how to fight (How to fight),
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan!
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Gary Neville (Man U Mike) is a Red
Gary Neville is a red
Is a red, is a red
Gary Neville is a red
He hates scousers
Man U Mike is a red
Is a red, is a red
Man U Mike is a red
He hates scousers
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Keano’s Magic
Ohhhhhh Keano’s f***ing magic, he wears a magic hat
And when he saw Old Trafford, he said I fancy that
He never signed for Arsenal or Blackburn ‘cos their s**te
He signed for Man United ‘cos they’re f***ing dynamite
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Goes by the Name of Rooney -Tune of Tom Harks by The Piranhas
Wayne Rooney! Wayne Rooney!
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
I saw my mate the other day
He said to me he saw the white Pele
So I asked, who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney! Wayne Rooney!
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
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Ten Hag
One Hag
Two Hag
Three Hag
Four Hag
Five Hag
Six Hag
Seven Hag
Eight Hag
Nine Hag
Ten Hag
TEN HAG!
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
Ten Hag
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Rashford is Red
From Wythenshawe, he loves to fight
He’s born to play in red and white
So listen close, it must be said
Like Manchester, Rashford is red
Rashford is red, Rashford is red
Rashford is red, Rashford is red
Rashford is red, Rashford is red
Rashford is red, Rashford is red
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Bruno, Bruno -Tune of The Entertainer-
Bruno, Bruno, Bruno
He comes from Sporting like Cristiano
He goes left, he goes right
Makes defences look s**te
He’s our Portuguese magnifico
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Viva Garnacho
Viva Garnacho
Viva Garnacho
Running down the wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Garnacho
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Casemiro
He’s Casemiro!
He’s our Brazilian hero in the red and the white
He’s gonna strong and he’s gonna be fast
And he’s gonna make city look shite!
He’s Casemiro!
He’s our Brazilian hero in the red and the white
He’s gonna strong and he’s gonna be fast
And he’s gonna make city look shite!
He’s Casemiro!
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You Are My Solskjaer -Tune of You Are My Sunshine-
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f***ing dearer,
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer away…
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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer song #2
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
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He Scores Goals Galore -Tune of Kumbaya-
He scores goals galore, he scores goals!
He scores goals galore, he scores goals!
He scores goals galore, he scores goals!
Paul Scholes, he scores goals
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It’s Rasmus -Tune of Magic by Pilot-
Oh! It’s Rasums!
You know!
I can’t believe it’s not Cole!
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Now You’re Gonna Believe Us
And now you’re gonna believe us!
And now you’re gonna believe us!
And now you’re gonna believe us!
And now you’re gonna believe us..
We’re gonna win the league
We’re gonna win the league
We’re gonna win the league
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Steve Gerrard Gerrard -Tune of Que Sera Sera-
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He slipped on his f***ing arse
And gave it to Demba Ba
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
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Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could’ve won the cup
But he f***ed it up
Viva John Terry
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Cheer Up Alan Shearer -Tune of Daydream Believer by The Monkees-
Cheer up Alan Shearer
Oh what can it mean to a…
Sad Geordie b*****d and a
S*** football teeeeam!
Houston Red Army Originals
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We Love Ronalda We Do
We Love Ronalda We Do
We Love Ronalda We Do
We Love Ronalda We Do
Oh, Ronalda we love you
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Jamie Price -Tune of Baby Shark-
Jamie Price! Do doo do doo do doo!
Jamie Price! Do doo do doo do doo!
Jamie Price! Do doo do doo do doo!
Jamie Price!
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Man U Mike (Our Favored Son) -Tune of Beer, beer, beer by Clancy Brothers-
Well he must have been an admiral or a sultan or a king
And to his praises, the Houston Reds will sing
When United’s on the pitch, he’s always a delight
Oh lord bless our favored son, we call him Man U Mike
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Viva James Midkiff
Viva James Midkiff
Viva James Midkiff
He’s here to laugh and drink
In jorts and pink
Viva James Midkiff
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Ten Hag Came to Old Trafford -Tune of Road Goes on Forever by Robert Earl Keene-
Ten Hag came to Old Trafford, he was here to coach a team
With a broke club and owner and a title winning dream
Casemiro in the midfield, Varane and Licha at the back
He Built a f***ig unit with Rashford in attack
We’ll fill the Premier League trophy with a quart of Bombay gin
This game goes on forever, and United always wins
United Christmas songs
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Jingle Bells (United Version)
Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to see United win away
Hey!
Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to see United win away
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Feed the Scousers -Tune of Do they Know it’s Christmas? By Band Aid-
Feed the Scousers!
Let them know it’s Christmas time!
repeat
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Twelve Cantonas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
An Eric Cantona!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two Cantonas!
And an Eric Cantona!
repeat
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Fergie (Ten Hag) Wonderland -Tune of Winter Wonderland-
Guardiola, are you listening?
You better keep the trophy glistening
‘Cos we’ll be back in May
to take it away
Walking in a Ten Hag Wonderland